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iNSTeaD OF sTUFFiNg YOuR fACe WiTH turkEY ThIs YEAr, whY nOT KiLL YOUR FriENDS? i HEaRD THIS oLd SAyINg ONCE...

kiLL youR eNeMies

KilL yoUr enEmies' frIenDs

kIlL yOUR FrIENDS

i've discovered this amazing thing... called twitter.

If you looK to YoUr lEFt yOu wIll sEE mY tWITTER updAtEs.

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i'VE hEArD aBoUT a CaMpING trIp beiNg had IN KeNtuckY by SoMe 8th gRadErs.... tImE to Go tO hICk Country aNd kIll me sOmE tEEnAgeRS!!!!

aCtUallY iT wOuLd PrObAbLy Be funnier if I kIlleD thEm sYsteMatically.

Or Maybe noT.

I would probabLy have mOre fun if i just wEnt to that caVE or  Maybe if I just stAy in gotham citY...  or mAybe not....

AH WHAT THE HECK I'm JuSt gOnNa sTay iN goThAm!!!

Stop me if you've heard this one

See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night... one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they’re going to escape! So like they get up on to the roof, and there, just across the narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now the first guy he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daren't make the leap. Y'see he's afraid of falling... So then the first guy has an idea. He says "Hey! I have my flash light with me. I will shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk across the beam and join me." But, the second guy just shakes his head. He says... he says "What do you think I am, crazy? You would turn it off when I was half way across."

Wow....

I know everybody knows this. but, yknow, I know people (even if there your best friend) better than you do. because right before I kill them, I see if there a coward, a liar, or a brave man. You just see there facade. That never ceases to amaze me.

J

Fun times at the preschool

I just found out that when you cut a head open and leave the brain sitting for a long time it gets this rancid smell. I cut it more. Didn't stop. So I decided to cut the dead man up nicely, put him in a box, and mailed him to a preschool. I hope they'll enjoy the anthrax i coated the box with too heh heh heh.

Let me tell you about this guy Al.

There was this guy Al. He was killed by his own employer. He didn't want to go to hell so he made a deal with the devil. Now you see this guy Al had to become a HellSpawn to come back to life. He's become almost a big a nuisance as The Bat Man. But thankfully, he's in New York. And i've heard talk that he's gonna die again. And this time he's gonna stay in Hell.

hEllO AgAiN!

Just killed tWo pEoPle. bAt hasn't shown yet. This bank really has a stiCky keyboard.yughwefwfraui U4679OP82iy9274812q6e4t ow.... that was28iu25- hu9 bats w8i2t3jhiq83e2th32qrf

Here...We...GO

Another Glorious escape from arkham. Those gaurds never learn. Oh well, they're smiling about it now

wHy So sErious?

We must not kill the Bat-man. I've gottent this close before^. Now lets get closer. But not too close. We have to torture him. Until he goes off the deep end. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA