Stop me if you've heard this one

See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night... one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they’re going to escape! So like they get up on to the roof, and there, just across the narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now the first guy he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daren't make the leap. Y'see he's afraid of falling... So then the first guy has an idea. He says "Hey! I have my flash light with me. I will shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk across the beam and join me." But, the second guy just shakes his head. He says... he says "What do you think I am, crazy? You would turn it off when I was half way across."

Wow....

I know everybody knows this. but, yknow, I know people (even if there your best friend) better than you do. because right before I kill them, I see if there a coward, a liar, or a brave man. You just see there facade. That never ceases to amaze me.

J

Fun times at the preschool

I just found out that when you cut a head open and leave the brain sitting for a long time it gets this rancid smell. I cut it more. Didn't stop. So I decided to cut the dead man up nicely, put him in a box, and mailed him to a preschool. I hope they'll enjoy the anthrax i coated the box with too heh heh heh.

Let me tell you about this guy Al.

There was this guy Al. He was killed by his own employer. He didn't want to go to hell so he made a deal with the devil. Now you see this guy Al had to become a HellSpawn to come back to life. He's become almost a big a nuisance as The Bat Man. But thankfully, he's in New York. And i've heard talk that he's gonna die again. And this time he's gonna stay in Hell.